Beard Armor

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Friend of the MSIM
Upon the removal of the beard the only logical thing to do is to weave the shaved contents into a piece of armor. I can understand if you cannot make a full "beard" plate suit out of what you have; but I think it would be awesome if you could have a shoulder pad or shin-guards. This will assert your dominance of all lesser men who cannot weave their beard into an armor piece; and in the event of an assault by these jealous beardless men, your armor will give you extra padding to block hits.
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