BeardMirror: Through the Lens of the Beard
I think I know the answer to this question. I propose that the beard be framed with a reflective mirror as the background. With a generic outline of a head drawn around it. And then this lovely frame should be hung at an appropriate level on the wall in the iSchool Office suite (MGH 370). So then, both prospective and current MSIM students can see what it might look like if they could grow such an epic beard and be a MSIM graduate.
Of course, there would have to be a really grand caption at the bottom of the frame. Perhaps something built on the idea of "The Beard of MSIM: What Success Could Look Like On You".